Pink… Kitty?

Overheard at work: “3endi nafnoof tiger wardee.”

Sustained

Overheard at work: “Waai yannaw, yannaw el yahal. 3ezamt 9adeeqat Saddoon o banat mo7ameety.”

You Must Be High To Ride This Plane

Overheard at work: “Ma6ar Abu Dhabi 3ajeeb. Egoloon roo7ay tmashay fee o ridday.”

Nesra

Overheard at work: “Seeray nesra, tamshee omorech.”

Este’than Sina

Overheard at work: “Offf Maha mita tseereen moraqaba 3ashan ma ndawem?”

Sanad

Overheard at work: “We3 shinu ‘Rakan?’ Khaleeha tsamy shay 7elu, yedeed.” Her daughter’s name is Sadan…

I Didn’t Ask For It

I work in a place where because I ditched the past two Sundays, my supervisor is pissed and as a punishment I will get one of them excused and one as ‘late’ instead of both being excused.

Long Distance

Overheard at work: “Shisim el 7aywan illy ra9a b3eeda?” “Zarafa.”

Jeet…

Overheard at work: “Al mola7en David Jeeta.”

Dibss El Wakeel

Overheard at work: “Fe mowathafa 6aga wakeel el wezara bel dabbasa.”